Peeta: (whispers) Hey Haymitch check them tits out.
Katniss: I’m standing right here… Haymitch: Those babies are niiiiiiccccceeee

(Source: fassyy)

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

aphotyc-shades:

sadisticmagidan:

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BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

fuck this place in particular 

It’s like the clouds were just strolling the f**k by and decided to pee right there.

(Source: harahana.blog110.fc2.com)

bl-ossomed:

bl-ossomed:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

Amazing

Reblogging again

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Only with Christina

thatfunnyblog:

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.

(Source: drunkchan)